amishjebus's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Robot Dinosaurs]

Beautiful Childhood

Short and sweet and fantastic.

[Canabalt]

Still my favorite

Simple and beautiful. It took me (sadly) this long to even get a score over 6,000. unfortunately sometimes the button does not react, but that's not the main reason it's difficult, the main difficulty is the game itself.

[Aether]

Music

I recognize the bass-line from the yellow planet, but I don't yet remember what it's from. you should credit it (even though it's your own recording)

[Fugitive Takedown]

Hilarious

It was amazing except there was a blitch where out of nowhere in the middle of the track i'd get transported to the begining of the track and it would tell me i lost the suspect. this happened twice, so I ended up getting 9 fugitives instead of 11.

other than that it's great fun, nd the quotes are hilarious. I wish there were more though.

after car 8 or whatever when I saw that my next target was a red pickup truck I started laughing because that's so typical and perfect for a police video.

[Dad 'n Me]

Balls

I loved this game still.

If you're having trouble,
Bring the bals with you everywhere, you can use them to kick the shit out of the jerks on 4 wheelers, and also help take care of Sunchips when he's going to shoot you. The ninjas are just patience.

[3d logic]

Nice

I decided to let it go at 28, and now I wish I hadn't because I just learned theres only 30 levels. 16 was tough, 19 was tough, 22 was tough it seemed like every third level was a real pain after 16. it was good though, very interesting. Doing stuff like this makes it easier to do shit in real life later, so I liked the challenge.

[Dangerous Dave]

Nice but too random

I liked it, but the fact that there was no real way to win higher scores except luck wasnt as cool.

My bests:

Best Score: 1204
most interesting score: 666.9
best burial: 850 after I hit two groundhogs and they sent me up at a bit too high of an angle, I thought that was a nice touch.

[Super Monkey Poop FIght]

If you have any poo, throw it now

Great stuff. We were discussing in my animal behavior class that throwing poop is the begining of tool use, and it was noted that it is also the begining of tool making. Monkeys are catching up! This is great, it's like nintendo game except more amusing. The enemies are good, a little off the wall and um... racist? anyway, it was great. the way the enemies dispatched of our hero was awesome. the only problem was sometimes maneuverabilty was kind f slippery and other ways slow. still great.