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[Warriors of Aidoios - P1]

Beautiful but a few tips.

I thought it was very well done in most senses. It looked great, the action was decent, the shots mostly worked. I"m a filmmaker so I can nitpick further, but that's stupid so I won't. I liked it.

My one concern was, using the style of animation to do the action should have allowed you more freedom with the action, especially in the area of speed, than shooting the standard way. You should have used the style type to help you more easily make faster, more intricately coreographed action. For an independant fight scene it's great, but because it had that advantage that could have allowed you to go further I am slightly dissapointed. I hope to see more from you like this. And I'd like to hire your actresses for my films, theyre cute.

[Throwback the Duck Ep. 0]

Nice, very nice

It was beautifully done and I love where you're going with it. It wasn't hilarious or anything but it tells a story and sets up a nice series potential. It's actually quality enough to be televised. It's on par with the cartoons I grew up with in the late 80s early 90s. Haha this could have been in the disney afternoon, except maybe its more intelligent.

[ShoBizNewsyNews #31]

Again

third one i've watched, still bad, I'm just not in a hateful mood today, plus the deepthroat thing made me chuckle. I wish you wouldn't make these until you had something funny to say. It's still just bitchy, not funny.

[Filthy Pests #1]

Glad to see something new from Frisk

The frogger reference was great. WWJD. I liked the cockroach because he just came off so cruddy but also reminded me of Geekbot.

I have a favorite hole too.

the rat's line from inside the mouth while being chewed made me laugh.

[Tankman Three!!!]

Justice

I gave everything a zero because that's what was intended, no style, humor, graphics, or quality of any kind, just like the parody it's paradying.

So of course I also gave it an overall 10 and voted 5

JohnnyUtah responds:

HIGH FIVE (slap!)

[TANKMEN 1.5]

Nice

And I'd like to point out to all the people reviewing the shitty parody that was just posted a few hours ago, that was called Tankman 3 with an 'A', not an 'E', it doesn't inhibit this guy from making one titled Tankmen 3. Damn, learn to read.

This wasn't quite as funny as the first but it was still pretty damn good. I hope to see more of these, it's nice to see why the guy in the background got shot, and the justification for the one character's penis paranois from the first.

[Snakes on a Plane-TRAILER]

not bad

But not great either, and that was the worst Samuel L Jackson immatation ever.

[Star Wars Special Edition]

Slow death.

just long and not funny. none of the jokes were funny, and it moved at snail speed. maybe snails thought the comedic timing was excelent... had there been comedy.

[Angry Dog]

Series.

This pretty much needs to be a series, these characters kick ass and are hilarious. Lots of stuff that comes through here has no comedic timing and all the crude jokes are pointless, but your timing is great and the jokes are funny not just at shock value, but because they're actually fucking funny.

[I Was Almost Murdered]

Fine Points

It has it's good and bad. I certainly like a good paper-flash, and the peopm was very well done. I guess there wasn't so much a bad side as a mediocre side, starts of great, but the ending is very over-used and obvious. I'm a bitch about writing, but I still think there was room for improvement.