amishjebus's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[There she is!!!]

Well, there it is.

This is great because the creator understands icons better than ny cartoonist I've ever seen. This is amazingly universal, and brilliant.

It's very cute which isn't always a good thing, but usually cute is bad because it comes hand in hand with mind numbing stupidity. This definitely does not. Just about anyone can relate to this and laugh at it and feel for both of the main characters completely. The song works perfectly though I'm to understand it is over-used. Oh well, works fine by me.

This person understands directing. I love this because of that.

[Kirby's Dreamland I]

Mreh

Other people complaining about the animation is dumb, it was done to look a certain way and that works, that said, nothing else about it really does.

There aren't any good jokes, its just thrown together excruciatingly obvious and infantile pop references in a lame story about Kirby trying to find friends.

I was dissapointed because I love that game more than any other, and wanted to see something funny or goofy or stupid but amusing done with it, but instead we just had a Shyguy singing System Of A Down, a pointless Monty Python group of characters show up with unfunny timing, and badly done voices babbling in an unfunny matter, and to add insult to injury, it was dubbed. There was no real point, even having Kirby drinking at the end wasn't done in a funny manner. meh, dissapointed as hell

[ShoBizNewsyNews #9]

lmao rotf lol harhar hardy har har. this blew.

Yet another one, and this one was slightly less stupid than the last one, but equally un-funny. I'm still waiting for a joke. In order for your cock to be a bigger celebrity than Debbie Gibson, it would have had to have met at least one pussy, and judging from how funny and intelligent your work is, I'm kind of guessing you're not a real charmer in person either, thus negating any chances that would ever happen. Haha a cock on skates. Hillarious imagery. There are funnier more vulgar people out there doing much better work.

[ShoBizNewsyNews #6]

Wow. what an asshole.

Ever see one of those comedians in the early nineties who thought he was funny just by shouting a bullshit opinion about someone, trying hard as all hell to be edgy even though he's barely treading water in vulgarity, has no comedic timing, and says nothing funny. Mean can be funny, if what's being said is funny alongside being mean. If it's just ''can someone say loser!'' it's not funny. That's what this is. I can't stand Mariah Carey and the Mariah bit still pissed me off, it wouldn't have been funny even if she actually was overweight as upposed to now being as thick as the average american young woman instead of the average young soul singer. The Dick Clark thing, not done well enough to be funny, assuming you're dumb enough to think strokes are funny. Lindsay Lohan, Coke? Pulled that out of your ass. A bulemia joke OK, but I guess you aren't good at immitating vomiting noises. as for trying to guess which drugs she meant and doing it poorly timed and unfunny, not worth the time for the three minutes it took you to animate this.

Ever see one of those poorly written teen movies where some bully says something totally unfunny like "what a loser, ha ha!" to insult the main character, and all the bully's friends laugh even though it wasn't funny just because the film's writers couldn't think of something funny to write there and just wanted to represent a general asshole? That's what it feels like to watch this except you're expected to be the minor character friend who laughs at all the boring insults. How this made frontpage has me extremely confused.

It is my personal opinion as a comedy writer that you need to quit, or learn to add actual JOKES to your insults. Harsh humour is awesome when done well. This isn't something you should have put on newgrounds, it is something you should wipe off with a roll of toilet paper and try not to make the same mess again. I was really hoping for a laugh.